Mars. Venus. It's long been established that men and women are on different playing fields for most of what we do in life. They see things one way, we see them another. That's the deal.

Not that you need any more examples but just look at the recent findings from British luxury lingerie brand Bluebella which polled both sexes to find out what sort of physical attributes would comprise the ideal male and female forms.

Unsurprisingly, there's not a single crossover. Each group had completely different ideas about every part of the anatomy. No wonder we can't even agree on the correct way to put the TP roll on the rod.

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