Some of these videos get millions of views. Millions. Which, as it turns out, is just enough bad advice to warrant Chex Mix and McDonalds ads before they start.
Whether they're intentionally ridiculous, crazy, vapid, or choke-on-your-morning-coffee hilarious doesn't matter. They're gold -- pure entertainment only something the Internet, in all its perverse and pervasive glory, could spew out for your viewing pleasure.
The "vlogers" responsible for such awesome videos? Oh you know, they're just your neighbor, or that woman you once shared a cubicle wall with, maybe even (though hopefully not) the girl coming to babysit your kids this Saturday night. They are everyday women confined in their homes with no one but the world and their cat watching as they press record on handy cams and moonlight as Internet makeup mavens.
So sit back. Relax. Get ready for shameless freedom to judge people throwing themselves at the mercy of YouTube. And whatever you do, don't -- we repeat, don't -- take any of these makeup tutorials seriously for more than the three to seven minutes it takes to watch them. These are not makeup looks you want to copy yourself. That is, unless you want to injure your neck, scare the kiddos at a 4th of July BBQ, or finally learn that "ex-wife" makeup look you've been dying to try. Intrigued? Happy viewing.
Bloody bollox does this chick even own a mirror? If so she sure isn't using it because she would frighten herself with this crapy makeup job. I hope she isn't serious about going out looking like that the only place this look would be appropriate is the circus with her clown self. Wow, can't believe the circus isn't aware they have a missing clown.
I follow the makeup artist that did the "lil kim" makeup. It wasnt intended to be taken serious .Her tutorials are usually very good so i didnt understand what was going on in her head the day this was post. She was definetly making a point about how rediculous kim's makeup has become.
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by EricaC123 Saturday, December 29, 2012 at 07:01AM Report as inappropriate
DUMMIES!!!
by helen_evans Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 07:33PM Report as inappropriate
Bloody bollox does this chick even own a mirror? If so she sure isn't using it because she would frighten herself with this crapy makeup job. I hope she isn't serious about going out looking like that the only place this look would be appropriate is the circus with her clown self. Wow, can't believe the circus isn't aware they have a missing clown.
by RoseBlood Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 04:07PM Report as inappropriate
She is totally faking the Lil Kim look! She does a fabulous job on real makeup.
by miranda_ledbetter Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 02:34PM Report as inappropriate
The boyfriend one is so funny, he takes his job sooooo serious!
by RoleModel Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 10:13PM Report as inappropriate
this is soooooo funny i had to watch them over and over lol
by couponsharma Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 03:54PM Report as inappropriate
lol
by rosie3love Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 01:26PM Report as inappropriate
I lvoe the boyfriend makeup one. Those are always funny.
by KelseaT Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 02:00AM Report as inappropriate
maria shriver is the worst
by KelseaT Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 01:50AM Report as inappropriate
I follow the makeup artist that did the "lil kim" makeup. It wasnt intended to be taken serious .Her tutorials are usually very good so i didnt understand what was going on in her head the day this was post. She was definetly making a point about how rediculous kim's makeup has become.
by wifeofsickening Monday, February 6, 2012 at 10:01AM Report as inappropriate