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5 Vulgar Beauty Products That Have Scarred Us for LifeDon't read this before lunch ... |
What comes to mind when you think of beauty products? Varying shades of pink, powdery, and flowery scents? The stereotypical lipstick kiss mark? Maybe a handful of sparkles?
I'll be honest, a good number of products that end up on our desks in the office fit into at least one of the above categories. But every now and then, we meet a deviant that is more ... vulgar than your average beauty product.
Now, I'm not just talking "Orgasm" blush. In order to qualify as a truly vulgar beauty product, it must induce at least one of the following from us: A substantial eyebrow raise, a cringe, an audible "Ugh," "Ew," "Gross," or "What?!," or a sudden loss of appetite.
Considering these standards, the following five products really stood out. They crossed the line and permanently burned themselves in our memory. So it's only fair to share them with you.
Sure, they're off-putting, but we have to give them some credit for catching our attention and being anything but forgettable.
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I'll be honest, a good number of products that end up on our desks in the office fit into at least one of the above categories. But every now and then, we meet a deviant that is more ... vulgar than your average beauty product.
Now, I'm not just talking "Orgasm" blush. In order to qualify as a truly vulgar beauty product, it must induce at least one of the following from us: A substantial eyebrow raise, a cringe, an audible "Ugh," "Ew," "Gross," or "What?!," or a sudden loss of appetite.
Considering these standards, the following five products really stood out. They crossed the line and permanently burned themselves in our memory. So it's only fair to share them with you.
Sure, they're off-putting, but we have to give them some credit for catching our attention and being anything but forgettable.
SEE NEXT PAGE: Chicken Poop