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16 Massage Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe

Cross your fingers that these painful, embarrassing and NSFW massage experiences will never happen to you

by Amanda Montell  |  2 COMMENTS

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Gurgle of Doom "My first time with a male masseuse: I'm laying on the table, finally ready to relax. Little did I know the sound of his hyperactive bowels would prevent any such thing. I couldn't decipher if the masseuse was starving or had to go number two — but for 45 minutes, all I heard was this man's stomach juices communicating with the outside world. I haven't had a male masseuse since." — Sheyda

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