My body likes to be contrary. My butt is plump but my lips are thin.

My nose is big but my boobs are small. My hair is dull but my face is shiny. All good things -- if you happen to live in opposite land.

Me? I live in L.A. where it's pretty much against the law to be unattractive. And, while I'd have to go undergo several painful and/or costly procedures (though hopefully not as many as these ladies have had) to perk up my sad little lips and boobage, thanks to some amazingly effective products, I can conquer my dull hair affliction lickity split!

According to the pros, shine serums and sprays should be the first arrow out of your, um, arrow holder thingy, when you're trying to wage the war on lackluster locks. (With Robin Hood.)

They're multi-purpose too, in addition to imparting awesome sheen, they work wonders on controlling frizz and static.

Of course, as with everything in our country o' plenty, there are oodles to choose from -- enough to make your un-shiny head spin. That's why TotalBeauty.com went to the source -- the readers -- and let them chime in on what works best.

Here, without further ramblings from me, are some of the top reader picks for superlative shine serums and sprays.

No. 11: KMS California SilkSheen Therapy Plus, $8.95

One reader says this "makes achieving a salon blow out incredibly easy," see why here.

No. 10: Aveda Brilliant Spray On Shine, $20

Whether you have thick or thin hair, readers say you'll get, well, "brilliant" results from this Aveda product. See how they use it.

No. 9: Victoria's Secret So Sexy Smoothing Shine Serum, $13

Not surprisingly, considering the store it's from, readers rave about this serum's "intoxicating" scent. See what they think about its performance here.

No. 8: Neutrogena Triple Moisture Healing Shine Serum, $6.99

TotalBeauty.com readers refer to this serum as their "latest beauty secret." Click here to find out why.

Want to know what Nos. 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 ... and of course No. 1 are? Then click here, silly.

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