I've blamed bad hair days on everything from a crappy shampoo (like, ahem, this one) to a defective blow dryer, but some of you can just blame your whole frizzy head on where you live.

We scouted around and found the 13 cities where you're most likely to have bad hair. Why these? A toxic cocktail of humidity, pollution, sunshine, hard water and lack of hair salons put these towns on the map -- but not in a good way. Is your home on the list? If so, might we recommend this bad-hair-day fix -- or perhaps a good real estate agent?

No. 13: Eugene, Oregon

It's nicknamed "The Emerald City," and is also known for being extremely humid. No one wants frizzy pigtails, so pull a Dorothy and click your heels -- hopefully you’ll find yourself in no place like Eugene.

No. 12: Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dry, sunny and has hard water. Hop on a raft and take the Rio Grande out of town. (Or get some rehab for your dry hair here.)

No. 11: Cincinnati, Ohio

It's the 7th most polluted city in the U.S., but here is the real kicker, Cincinnati has only eight hairstylists listed on yellowpages.com … No comment necessary.

No. 10: New Orleans, Louisiana

Ok, so Mardi Gras is worth a trip, but living here wouldn't be a party for your hair, seeing as it ranks as the 9th most humid city and 8th wettest.

No. 9: Tucson, Arizona

Here is another "Sunshine Factory" city. If you haven’t noticed already, too much sun is a no-no for your hair. Don’t believe us? Stop by the University of Arizona for some basic math classes: sun damage + hard water = dry, brittle locks.

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