I only have a few minutes to write this blog 'cause it's almost time for my new obsession -- "Hoarders" (A&E Monday at 10pm) -- and I absolutely cannot miss it.

Talk about compelling. It's "a fascinating look inside the lives of people whose inability to part with their belongings is so out of control that they are on the verge of a personal crisis" and it is soooo good.

I'm just waiting for them to do an episode with Lindsay Lohan who, in case you missed it, told "The Insider" last week that she, LiLo, is secretly a hoarder.

I am not making this up.

But think about it, what really qualifies as "hoarding" -- am I a hoarder just because I still have shoes from eighth grade? Am I a hoarder because I have shampoo and conditioner and, um, let's see, eyeshadow from college? Am I a hoarder because my medicine cabinet is chock full of … OMG, I AM A HOARDER!

How do I pare back? I need all my stuff! Ok, deep breath. I'm going to take some tips from the pros. First, it will help to figure out what I really need for my hair and skin so I can get rid of all the excess.

Let's see, I have curly hair so I need deep conditioner, frizz fighter, and heat protector. And my sensitive skin requires scent-free items and these top-rated moisturizers.

Find out what your skin needs most and which shampoos and conditioners are best for your hair.

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