I heard a genie joke yesterday (that was way too un-PC to re-tell here), but it shifted me into this parallel universe headspace about the quintessential three-wish proposition. I thought, hmmm … if a genie granted me three beauty wishes, what would they be? What would yours be? OK, I'll go first:

Rosy Lips: I've always coveted friends of mine who wake up in the morning with naturally "stained" lips. As for pale-lipped me, I'm always armed with some type of lip-coloring device like one of these best lipsticks or cult fave Benefit Benetint, $20.

Olive Skin: I'm pale, very mole-y and have to visit a derm twice a year like clockwork (see the 11 questions to ask your dermatologist before your next visit) for a skin check. I'm definitely planning to procreate with a man who has olive skin in the hopes that my offspring don't have to deal with my skin issues. But when I'm not trying to rock my paleness, I've been known to get a faux glow via one of these 9 best self-tanners.

A Full B-Cup: I'm not asking for bodacious breasts, just a full B-cup -- that's not too much to ask, is it? Whenever I go into Victoria's Secret, I honestly say, "Ladies, I need a miracle." The miracle bra doesn't quite cut it for me, but I'm not really sure I could stomach going under the knife (see the best and worst celeb plastic surgery).

Oh, darn, that's three already. I was just getting started. So now it's your turn to confess, what are your three beauty wishes?

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