(Camel) toeing the line between functional and funny are camel toe guards, for the gal who is bold enough to wear superform-fitting attire but not so bold that she wants said attire to hug -- and show off --her labia. These adhesive guards claim to obscure camel toe, similar to how nipple shields hide pert nips when a woman decides to go braless.

Best For: Habitual wearers of too-tight yoga pants, bikini bottoms or other articles of clothing that cause those unsightly frontal wedgies.