Yes, BVLGARI Man in Black, $77, is technically is for men, (surprise, surprise) but after a trying a few spritzes, we beg to differ -- the mix of rum, spices, and iris make this a surprisingly pretty fall scent whether it's on scruff or décolletage. If you're not intent on stealing spritzes from your S.O., there's always Bvlgari Black, $77, the brand's equally dark, unisex formula that has notes of black tea, amber and spice.

Revlon Bold Lacquer Mascara, $7.99, Revlon's newest wand, is the brand's first foray into a formula made up entirely of high-shine black fibers. The end result is a lacquered effect that gives lashes even more dimension. But be forewarned; after swiping this on, all your other mascaras will look more gray than black in comparison.