Bowl cuts are flattering for precisely one human in the history of humans -- and that's Lloyd Christmas. But this "Dumb and Dumber" 'do will at least keep all the hairs in one place. You know, in case of a windy day at Trump National Golf Club. Or if there happens to be a wind machine on stage during Trump's next speech. Or whatever.

JK you guys. But seriously, check out what Donald Trump would look like if he were, in fact, with her. Or to be more specific, if he had Hillary Clinton's hair.

Sporting Barack Obama's perfectly graying hair, Trump has never looked so presidential. Because he's literally wearing the president's hair.

To be fair, Harry Styles' hair would make anyone beautiful. Trump is no exception.

Jaden Smith can pull off his own look, but Trump? No. Just no.