My quest for Angelina Jolie lips has taken a disturbing turn (although not as scary as these collagen-filled celebrities, yikes!). Check out this Luscious Lips thingy -- it uses vacuum action to plump. Painful? Maybe. But I totally ordered one.

This, after I exhausted regular plumpers. This one made my lips feel like I'd been punched, and this one felt like it had real bee venom in it (it doesn't). Maybe I should just go old-school and plump my lips with these classic tips:

1) Trace (just!) outside your lip line with one of these awesome liners.

2) Dot gloss in the middle of your bottom lip to make it appear bigger. (One of these will get the job done right.)

3) Try using a highlighter (like this one) around the curves of your lips, it will help them look more 3D.