Pamela Anderson: Poster Girl for Plastic Surgery, but for Fashion? Not So Much.

The well-endowed actress recently tried to promote her new clothing line, A*Muse in Miami to a rather scanty group. Decked out in a dress that left little to the imagination, and almost drag queen-inspired makeup, Anderson entertained 20 guests at the club, Play, "The Daily Mail" reported.

You heard us correctly - 20 people showed up to this fashion show.

Fans were offered the chance to get up-close and personal with the former "Baywatch" star, for merely $20,000 to $50,000 a VIP Penthouse ticket, "PerezHilton.com" stated. We were almost as surprised as Ms. Anderson herself that there were no takers.

While this clothing line may not be pulling in huge crowds just yet, we are pretty certain that it will be cruelty-free. Anderson is a firm believer in animal rights, and has appeared in several PETA campaigns.

One of her more daring PETA ads featured this "Baywatch" babe as a sexy cop, mock-punishing travelers for wearing leather or fur in the short entitled, "Cruelty Doesn't Fly."

Unfortunately, we predict that the clothes from A*Muse won't be flying either - off the shelves, that is.