Doomsday The day I've been dreading has finally arrived: The juice fast. The plan is to drink a cup of "Miracle Juice" every other hour starting the moment I wake up until I go to sleep. I also have to drink a cup of water on the hours that I don't drink the cranberry concoction. Gittleman says this Miracle Juice "helps flush away toxic fluids, which can account for as much as 10 to 15 pounds of water weight trapped in our tissues," which is why people have claimed to lose up to eight pounds overnight on this cleanse.
Wondering what the heck is in this so-called Miracle Juice? Put this in your pitcher: 8 ounces of cranberry juice, 56 ounces of water, a bit of freshly squeezed orange and lemon juice, and warming spices like cinnamon (the cinnamon helps stave off hunger).
And so it begins:
9 a.m. I start drinking a cup of Miracle Juice every other hour, pounding water on my "other" hours.
1 p.m. I'm surprised I don't actually feel hungry, even though the scent of my co-workers' lunches are wafting through the office. Note to self: Sprinkle cinnamon on my lunch to see if it helps me avoid a mid-afternoon snack craving, post-detox, of course.
2 p.m. I start getting a headache and ask my co-worker, Anna, if I can borrow her Snuggie because I am freezing -- they must be blasting the air conditioner.
3 p.m. The coldness isn't going away. I'm starting to realize that it's just me. Anna feels my forehead and says I'm burning up. I think I have a fever.
4:45 p.m. The fever persists, I'm peeing every hour, and I'm still not hungry.
9:00 p.m. I get up from the couch for my scheduled cup of water and feel dizzy after standing.
10:00 p.m. I still have two more cups of Miracle Juice to go through, but I can't do it. I'm used to feeling mentally drained at the end of the day, but today my body is just shutting down. I'm going to sleep.
REALLY loving this! I used to be a caffeine addict, but I switched to water in the school where I teach because it has no A/C and is hot year 'round (the heating is very intense and dry in the winter). I realized that I became "addicted" to water and can't really handle caffeine the way I used to; I like that.
I have begun a serious diet - I will add a Detox into it soon. I still stop for a fast food but no later than 3pm. Actually my life have been a continual diet.
Thank you so much for this! You had to deal with a little torture! This sounds like a good detox, but I am one of the people who needs something with my medication (thank you for mentioning that by the way) but the pre-tox sounds interesting!
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REALLY loving this! I used to be a caffeine addict, but I switched to water in the school where I teach because it has no A/C and is hot year 'round (the heating is very intense and dry in the winter). I realized that I became "addicted" to water and can't really handle caffeine the way I used to; I like that.
by GigiSD Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 01:21PM Report as inappropriate
I appreciate the honest assessment.
by purple9a Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 05:53AM Report as inappropriate
I wanna try it... Sounds good!
by Zeaundra Tuesday, April 9, 2013 at 09:21AM Report as inappropriate
This was great info, I was just looking into detoxing especially after all the crap I've ate during the Holidays!!!
by MizzPink Friday, January 4, 2013 at 07:17AM Report as inappropriate
Interesting article. I've been thinking about doing a detox, maybe now is the time!
by WiccanLady Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 04:16PM Report as inappropriate
I couldn't do it, I'd take death if I can't have my caffeine intake!
by yestfl Monday, November 19, 2012 at 01:53PM Report as inappropriate
That is so terrifying, but your detox is probably the only one I've read so far that I feel capable of doing.
by schien Wednesday, September 12, 2012 at 05:37PM Report as inappropriate
I have begun a serious diet - I will add a Detox into it soon. I still stop for a fast food but no later than 3pm. Actually my life have been a continual diet.
by Janann Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 07:29PM Report as inappropriate
Interesting & well written. And definitely educational.
by tallredamanda Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 11:36AM Report as inappropriate
Thank you so much for this! You had to deal with a little torture! This sounds like a good detox, but I am one of the people who needs something with my medication (thank you for mentioning that by the way) but the pre-tox sounds interesting!
by powerwoman033 Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 02:41PM Report as inappropriate