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16 Massage Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe

Cross your fingers that these painful, embarrassing and NSFW massage experiences will never happen to you

by Amanda Montell  |  2 COMMENTS

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Catastro-Pee "I doze off [in the middle of my massage] unaware that I need to pee. It isn't until I wake myself up desperate to go that I realize I've been wrapped in seaweed! I don't want to be rude and rip all of it off to run out so I desperately tell the lady I need to pee bad! She doesn't know what to do, and I can't get up because I am all wrapped in seaweed. Then I feel a little warm spurt of pee leak out of me. I tell at her, 'Oh my gosh, I'm losing control,' and she just helplessly starts massaging me again. She tells me just to relax and if it flows out, it's okay. I try crossing my legs to hold myself, but I can't. I start to lose control. As pee gushes out of me, soaking the towels below, I groan in pain and embarrassment. People who work there start rushing in to help me take off the seaweed, as I cry and grab hold of my crotch... Needless to say, I tipped them extra." — EmbarrasedChick via Experience Project

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