Darn Tootin' "I saved up for months to go to a high-end spa. I'd been looking forward to it for soooo long.
The lady was working on my legs and I was so relaxed, then suddenly I realized I had to fart. But since she was rubbing my hamstring I couldn't suddenly squeeze my cheeks without her noticing, so I tried to casually adjust myself to hold it in. But that had the opposite effect.
This wasn't just any little fart. This was a vibrate-the-cheeks FRRRRRRRRRP! What do you at that point? I was so panicked and embarrassed I froze in horror, then eventually so much time passed it was even more awkward to say something like, 'Sorry I farted on your hand 10 minutes ago.' She didn't say or do anything, but I could not enjoy the rest of the massage." — Flanigan5150 via Baby Center
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