Surprised? We didn't think so. River's is a shoe-in for scoffing at, but we (and her plastic surgeon) know that she likes the attention. Not to mention that she makes a living by berating other celeb's style, so we call fair game.
The "Tik Tok" singer of recent fame is new to the train wreck crew, but is definitely on board thanks to her "I don't care" mentality, which allows her to show up on the red carpet with bed-head ratty braids and a disheveled appearance. She wakes up in morning feeling like "P Diddy," but she certain doesn't groom herself like he does.
While the celebrity textured hairstyle trend seen on these celebs has been making waves in Hollywood, Ke$ha's hair looks more dirty than flirty.
Next station stop: Hollywood beauty disaster lane. Please check any previous celebrity attachments and place any personal feelings of guilt in the overhead compartment. Now, relax, sit back and enjoy feasting your eyes on celebrities that just can't stop themselves from sporting scary makeup looks and terrifying hairstyles. They're tacky, they're wacky, they're truly rough when it comes to beauty.
Before our trip, a couple of small (safety) disclaimers: No. 1: We here at Total Beauty are aware of the fact that it must be hard to have your picture taken all the time, especially when you're not feeling, acting or looking your best. No. 2: We acknowledge that there is a difference between high-fashion, cutting edge beauty choices, and plain old beauty disasters trying to pass as avant garde. No. 3: We are pretty confident that all of the ladies that have garnered "train wreck" status, have made their careers based on the idea that any press is good press.
Also note, these bright-shining beacons of beauty blunders should not be outcast from any sort of pretty committee -- they're just being recognized for the fact that they continue to laugh in the face of big beauty no-no's every chance they get. And just so you know, these beauty train wrecks have not only made one regrettable bad hair decision or makeup collision, or even one plastic surgery slip up. These ladies are all-out repeat beauty disaster offenders. Some are in recovery and should be applauded for their recent "get it together" efforts, but others, well, not so much. But, at least if they don't learn from their own mistakes, we're all learning from them.
So without further ado, let's take a little trip to the beauty hall of shame and indulge ourselves with some pure, good ol' fashioned celebrity beauty judgment.
