While her hair is impressive, it is way too much for a woman of style. Too blonde. Too long. Too big. That, and her pinstriped halter jumpsuit with plunging neckline belongs in a cabaret act. Also, the "Girls Next Door" called -- they want their makeup back.
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Alex McCord -- Worst
"Howdy partner. What's yer pleasure?" Seems most of the "Housewives" could use a seminar in age-appropriate dressing. Combine her dark brassy roots with a bustier that would be more at home in a saloon, and McCord is ready to join the cast of "Deadwood."
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Alex McCord -- Best
Silky straight hair and sparkling hair color make McCord look young, fresh and chic. A single-shoulder dress, in smart black and white, is sexy but classy. The bold use of black and white in her dress make McCord stand out, not stick out.
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Bethenny Frankel -- Worst
Oh dear. Almost no one of any age can pull off a double-dyed denim, halter-top, button-down romper. Frankel is no exception. Not to mention, there's just way too much information going on at the bust. And, a wrinkled droopy hat tends to enhance any wrinkles or droopiness in the face.
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Bethenny Frankel -- Best
Did you feel that? It was a breath of fresh air in the form of Bethenny Frankel. Simple makeup and sleek updo paired with a modern take on the classic white shirt add up to a knockout look. Paired with shorts, this look is sharp and casual all at once. Croquet, anyone?
If attending charity galas and going to designer ateliers for fittings is your idea of being a "real housewife," then we know a certain cable channel that would like to hear from you. The "Real Housewives" have all the resources needed to look fabulous. Yet they frequently, and rather spectacularly, miss the mark. Here are some of the best and worst of the "Real Housewives" looks.
