We�re not suggesting that all of these relationships are based on purely superficial qualities like fame, fortune and beauty. In fact, some are downright sweet. But let�s face it: take away their bank accounts and success, and most of these guys would be trolling chat rooms for dates.

You�d think homely boy Jay-Z would want the world to know about his sweet courtship with wife and dazzling beauty Beyonce, or at least brag about his reported dalliances with Rosario Dawson, Foxy Brown and Shenelle Scott, but he�s the master of keeping his love life on the DL. Very classy.

A great sense of humor always tops the list of qualities we love in men, so either David Spade has a brilliant publicist, or he really is a funny guy. How else can we explain his highly reported canoodlings with Jennifer Aniston, Nicolette Sheriden, Lara Flynn Boyle, Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear and a whole slew of models?

Latin crooner Marc Anthony looks like the grownup version of the kid who got beat up on the playground -- not exactly the type you�d expect Jennifer Lopez or international beauty queen Dayanara Torres to wed.

No, it�s not the best Punk�d of all time. Dax Shepard really did have a short-lived fling with Kate Hudson, and is currently dating Kristen Bell.