You simply can't understand why anyone would choose to stash their beauty products in a flimsy makeup bag when they could organize their products by type, brand, color, expiration date and a million other no-brainer categories. In fact, you're getting so excited just thinking about beauty product organization that you're going to reorganize your supply right now--just as soon as you update your Excel list documenting your entire makeup inventory.

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Some people schedule their dentist appointments. You set aside time to regularly clean your makeup brushes. Like, we're talking setting up calendar reminders to make sure absolutely no level of bacteria infiltrates your beloved brush set. It may or may not take you an entire day to get through half of your collection, but you soldier through it nonetheless.

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As soon as the polish on one of your nails chips, you might as well kiss your entire manicure goodbye because you will spend the rest of the day obsessively chipping at your lacquer until there is no trace of product left.

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We're pretty sure scientists at NASA would love a window into the mathematical precision you use to create an insanely straight middle part. If even a single strand is off center, you scratch the whole thing and start over. You've even been known to enlist the help of others in perfecting your razor-sharp line.

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Can a person really have too much makeup? Is that even a thing? Not in your mind. Your lip color supply alone could qualify you for an episode of "Hoarders." And even though you have enough makeup to last you a lifetime, you can't bear to stop shopping for new products--or toss the ones you rarely use. Besides, there's a clearly a visible difference between your ruby red and cherry red lipstick.

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