We already know they're blessed with drop-dead gorgeous figures, they travel the world, and they drink $12 green juices for breakfast. We just wish these ladies would quit it with the "lucky-me" selfies and try some content filters when they post
Alessandra's post along with this shot: "#throwbackthursday #myfirstcoachella #onmyway to #coachella2013 #californiadreaming #funnn."
Yes, we get it. You're going to Coachella. You're wearing a pink cowboy hat. And you're going to a "hipster" music festival so you're "hanging loose." But please give up on the "rocker chick" accessories (and that kissy face while you're at it) and stick to your Instagram strong suit: mommy-and-me pics.
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Gisele Bundchen
As if it wasn't bad enough that Gisele is displaying her incredible body before breakfast, she also happens to be posing from some luxurious cabana in the middle of tropical nowhere. Thanks, Gisele, now we're reminded how desperately we need to hit the gym and how we've never gone on vacation at a five star resort in Bali.
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Candice Swanepoel
"Yummm #nutellapizza," she says? Curious, we don't see any bite marks on that Nutella slather fest. At least be like Adriana Lima, and admit that you only drink liquids several days before a fashion show. Because right now we're getting some mixed signals -- and serious Nutella cravings.
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Doutzen Kroes
For some reason, these "rock on" hand gestures look more like a giant "eff you, I'm more popular with the boys and I have rock hard abs!" This is definitely a pose that Tyra would deem as trying too hard on "America's Next Top Model." Tone it down, Doutzen.
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Miranda Kerr
OK, lest you think we're the negative, jealous types, we've also nominated our most adorable Angel Instagram post. Miranda Kerr not only wins cutest mom and baby pic -- she also writes heartfelt captions like this one: "Feel so blessed to be a Mother <3 Happy Mothers Day to all <3." Here's hoping the other Angels take a page from Miranda's Insta.
