As if it wasn't bad enough that Gisele is displaying her incredible body before breakfast, she also happens to be posing from some luxurious cabana in the middle of tropical nowhere. Thanks, Gisele, now we're reminded how desperately we need to hit the gym and how we've never gone on vacation at a five star resort in Bali.
"Yummm #nutellapizza," she says? Curious, we don't see any bite marks on that Nutella slather fest. At least be like Adriana Lima, and admit that you only drink liquids several days before a fashion show. Because right now we're getting some mixed signals -- and serious Nutella cravings.
For some reason, these "rock on" hand gestures look more like a giant "eff you, I'm more popular with the boys and I have rock hard abs!" This is definitely a pose that Tyra would deem as trying too hard on "America's Next Top Model." Tone it down, Doutzen.
OK, lest you think we're the negative, jealous types, we've also nominated our most adorable Angel Instagram post. Miranda Kerr not only wins cutest mom and baby pic -- she also writes heartfelt captions like this one: "Feel so blessed to be a Mother <3 Happy Mothers Day to all <3." Here's hoping the other Angels take a page from Miranda's Insta.