So there I was, lingering in a steamy, fragrant bubble bath, mulling over which of my dozens of TotalBeauty.com Award-winning products I was going to try, when my new plastic shower caddy broke under the weight of my bath product bounty and a family-size bottle of DHC shampoo fell on my head. It was my Isaac Newton-apple moment: I was suddenly, and literally, struck by the limitations of most manufactured bathroom organization products.

As I reinforced my broken shower bin with leftover ribbon from last Christmas, I realized that I needed to think outside the bin -- and, if you're half the product hoarder I am, so do you. Herewith, the ultimate guide to bathroom organization: super-pretty, super-smart and, most importantly, super-easy ideas for storing your embarrassing amount of beauty products. Because if you wanted to mount shelves, you'd have already done that.

Stowing your cutest toiletries in vintage planters on a glass end table? So Anthropologie!

Group fancy pots near your shower for quick, rustic-chic organization.

Hang a cloth shoe organizer on the back of your bathroom door. The pockets are the perfect size for bottles, not to mention hair tools.

Free up cabinet space for your multiple bottles of shampoo (admit it) by rolling up your towels and displaying them on a wine rack.