Before there was Dr. Sandra Lee, there was Dr. Vikram. Die-hard pimple popping fans will remember when his videos hit YouTube in 2012, because the internet had not previously seen a nose this riddled with gloriously extractable gunk. Thirty-eight million views, people. Popaholics, we are not alone.

Best Pop: This one is rife with blackheads right out the gate, but a particularly satisfying one comes at 1:13.

If watching an extractor tool so close to someone's face makes you squeamish, maybe this 14-minute video can get your inner pimple popper to emerge.

Best Pop: 11:18 (with a juicy replay right after)

Based on the melodic, suspenseful music that begins to crescendo during the pore cleaning process, this pore strip removal sounds more like an intense montage of math problem-solving during "A Beautiful Mind." There is something beautiful about the methodic cleansing of pores, and zit poppers will be delighted to see them be cleansed a total of four times.

Best Pop: The "peel porn," as it's widely known on YouTube, really revs up at 1:48.

Under-the-skin cysts are not only painful, they're also extremely hard to DIY extract. Instead of picking at your own (tempting, but the road to extracting cysts is paved with bloody messes), relieve your skin stress by watching Dr. Pimple Popper release oodles of gunk.

Best Pop: 0:53

When the microscope was invented, the inventor must have had grand ideas about what it would be used for. Isolating bacteria? Solving medical mysteries? Curing diseases?

Cut to reality: Sure, microscopes are used for science, but millions of people also revere the microscope for its ability to zoom in on junk being extracted from pores. Medical mystery, indeed.

Best Pop: You really can't go wrong with this one, but 2:01 is pretty darn satisfying. You might just say we saved the best for last.