After my face had been doused with vitamin and antioxidant goodness, it was time for the extractions. Celeste doesn't mess around: The pro does a combo of manual extractions and extractions via a microcurrent sonic tool that uses ultrasound oscillation to vibrate hard to reach bacteria to the surface. "After extractions, your face can be a little red, so I like to calm it down with a quick cooling gel mask." The tingly mask felt pleasant, but the best part was the ice cold roller balls she pulled from the fridge to massage the product into my skin.
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From there, the expert used a high frequency device (that kind of looked like a dildo, TBH) to oxygenate my pores and kill bacteria, post-extractions. This next part (a big hit with her celeb clientele) is the microcurrent machine. "It's basically a workout for your face, it stimulates your muscles with current technology for immediately lifted skin," she said. It adds 15 to 30 minutes to the clock and is a great add-on for right before red carpets or big events.
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After the tightening comes an algae-based jelly mask. If you're like me, you're thinking this is an excellent time to capture some Instagram content (true), but the colorful, gooey mask also has a purpose. It comes in a variety of shades that address different concerns, but for me Celeste went with a baby pink one for inflammation.
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15 minutes later she peeled that puppy right off, spread some Is Clinical Active Serum, $138, over my skin and put me under a blue LED light for 15 minutes of acne-fighting therapy. The last step was a peptide eye cream, which she ever-so-softly massaged in with a tiny wand she pulled out of her handy mini fridge. "Once that's done I always make sure my clients are moisturized with an SPF before they head back outside," noted the pro.
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After all that, she sent me packing with a curated at-home skin care regimen, something she routinely does for A-list clients. "Whatever we do in the treatment room is great, but it's really about what you do consistently at home that's going to make a difference." Lengthy? Yes. Thorough? You betcha. But anyone that's complaining about a luxurious 90-minute Machine Gun Kelly-approved self-care ritual is not anyone I want to chill with. You feel me?
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