Kudos to the late Joan Rivers for saying the brutally honest (but kinda sweet) things we've all thought.

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus -- that way, I'd visit him every day." --Joan Rivers

"Atonement," Ian McEwan's novel about unfulfilled love, gives us all the feels when it comes to poignant and cute relationship quotes.

"It might hurt, it was horribly inconvenient, no good might come of it, but he had found out for himself what it was to be in love, and it thrilled him." --Ian McEwan