The rosy pink color isn't entirely convincing, but rest assured, this terrifying mask isn't an accessory for the murderous. The Facewaver is intended to increase blood circulation in your face and gently stretch the skin and muscles in several directions to tighten the face and knead out wrinkles and lines. All it takes is five minutes of "training" a day, a.k.a. pulling the mask over your face and making various facial expressions�preferably in the privacy of your own home and far, far away from small children.

"Do you have a complex about your nose?" the makers of this product ask. If so, skip the plastic surgery and insert this silicone pronged gadget into your nostrils instead! Leaving this nasal clip in for 20 minutes a day will allegedly straighten your nose and help you get that "graceful" nose and "perfect nasal profile" in no time.

The Beauty Lift High Nose takes the Hana Tsun Nose Straightner to the next level. Not only is the treatment time cut down to a mere three minutes a day, but this nose gadget vibrates. Just slip it on to your nose, turn on the switch, and you'll receive gentle electric vibrations that promise to make your nose firmer and higher.

For $61, you can own your very own pair of oversized clown lips, which are apparently the cure to sagging facial muscles. Just pop in the mold and make various mouth movements (the makers of this product recommend vowel sounds) three minutes a day for face-slimming effects. If you can execute proper form without laughing, the mold also claims to work the facial muscles around your eyes to prevent wrinkles and ultimately create a more youthful, vibrant face.

Forget the cucumber slices. If you want to banish the sagging skin around your eyes and other "weary signs of age," just lie down, take a three-minute breather and let the Eye Slack Haruka do all the work. The eye pads release battery-powered vibrations and gentle heat work to stimulate facial muscles and activate the skin to combat, slack, sag and gravity. There are two Eye Slack models to choose from: soft or hard. Proceed with caution.