When you skipped Turkey and the traditional fixings in favor of a super casual Friendsgiving and you have zero regrets. You can always have your annual blowout fight with mom next year!

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When you think you're being stealthy about hoarding leftovers but everyone is on to you.

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When your host is taking way too long to serve dinner, so you take matters into your own hands.

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When your out-of-control food consumption causes you to pass out -- in your plate. Tryptophan is real thing, people.

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When you're willing to play dirty in order to stake a claim on that last slice.

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