Makeup Virgin Lesson #6: Practice, practice, practice. When I tried doing it myself, I poked myself in the eye. But I'll try try again.
Makeup Virgin Lesson #7: I shouldn't fear what I do not understand. When in doubt, ask one of those makeup counter ladies -- they're actually friendly, and you're not obligated to buy stuff.
After this tutorial session, I felt silly for being afraid of makeup all these years. Of course, it's all about knowing the right way to apply it, and being willing to take some risks. Oh, and starting over when you screw up. I like the look she created, although you won't see me wearing sparkly eye shadow on the street, or any time (unless it's Halloween). But the other products -- all randomly chosen to prove how easy it is -- made for a very manageable everyday look. Since we did this tutorial, I've even been experimenting with different products (and, yes, occasionally poking myself in the eye with them).