Never mind. You've just realized your left hand is basically a vestigial appendage. It cannot paint worth crap.
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Perhaps with flattery and promises of fresh-baked cookies, your roommate or significant other could be persuaded to help a girl out.
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Your nails have been finished for approximately two seconds and there's already a nick on one and a fingerprint on another. Mother fudge.
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