Even if you ignore the fact that he was basically carried on in a palanquin manned by six shirtless, gold lame-clad men (and we're definitely not), there's no denying the fact that Billy Porter had one of the best beauty looks of the damn night.

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If your fake eyelashes are over an inch long, you make it onto a Met Gala beauty round up, no questions asked. (Also, the mini hair bows!!)

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See previous slide, re: eyelashes.

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There are so many things going on here that we're not even quite sure what to focus on. And given the theme, we're going to count that as a win.

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MINDY.

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