"I try to extend the life of a pedicure as long as humanly possible. Once the polish starts cracking and chipping, I'll just slather another layer of polish over, sometimes in a different color if I don't own the original. I rationalize this habit by reminding myself that my toenails are far enough away that no one will notice. And I'll make it to the nail salon ... eventually."
"I haven't washed my pimple concealer brush in months. I'm guessing that's why I have a flaming-red zit under my nose right now?"
"I shave my legs without shaving cream, soap, anything. Just me, my razor, and water. I always have little nicks and cuts, and my legs are parched. Maybe that's why I use so much cocoa butter?"