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14 Beauty Products With NSFW Names That'll Make You Blush

Get your mind into the gutter
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Call us juvenile, but there's a certain Nars blush out there (you know the one) that always makes us giggle. And there are plenty more beauty products with NSFW names out there, from Soap and Glory's Sexy Mother Pucker glosses (say that three times fast) to pretty much anything Too Faced has made ever.

Ready to get your giggle on? Things might heat up a tad but there's no need to turn your safe search on for this roundup of cheekily-named beauty products.

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Cue the "Call Me By Your Name" jokes: Too Faced's latest peach collection has quite the racy name, which actually alludes to the fact that the set features both the iconic Better Than Sex Mascara as well as items from the Peaches & Cream collection.

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Nars Blush in Orgasm, $30
It doesn't get much more iconic than Nars' cult favorite blush. The name has raised eyebrows for years and thanks to its popularity, you can also nab products from the brand with shade names like "Deep Throat" and "G-Spot."

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Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous, $310
Tom Ford's latest fragrance has the best name ever but you're going to have to mumble it under your breath if you're talking about it in polite society.

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Now, here's the kind of name that's going to cause a double take or two. Be sure to enunciate that "P" extra clearly, lest you be considered uncouth.

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BY ROSIE NARASAKI | APR 12, 2018 | SHARES
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