Everyone loves watermelon. And everyone loves Oreos, too. But together? Yeah, not so much.

First of all, since when is watermelon and a dairy-like substance ever a good combination? (We can't call it "cream;"Oreos actually use straight-up oil for their filling.) Second, the swirled neon green and pink inside doesn't exactly scream "naturally-occurring thing that belongs in your belly." Stick with your classic vanilla or chocolate Oreo flavors, or better yet, a real watermelon.