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Shut Your Mouth, Fix Your Face, and Keep Vacuuming

Oh, wait. It's not 1952. These shocking vintage ads from a (thankfully) bygone Mad Men era made us laugh ... and cringe
by Hayley Mason
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And real men eat their breakfast, fully dressed, in bed.

And real men eat their breakfast, fully dressed, in bed.


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We're at a complete loss for words on this one. But check out her rad eyelashes!

We're at a complete loss for words on this one. But check out her rad eyelashes!


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The man who buys me a Hoover for Christmas is the man who's gone by New Years.

The man who buys me a Hoover for Christmas is the man who's gone by New Years.


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Yes. Naked, on the floor and gazing lovingly at Willy Wonka's shoe. Right where she belongs.

Yes. Naked, on the floor and gazing lovingly at Willy Wonka's shoe. Right where she belongs.


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Truth: you can use her head as a foot rest as long as she doesn't have to look at your flame-retardant slacks.

Truth: you can use her head as a foot rest as long as she doesn't have to look at your flame-retardant slacks.


BY HAYLEY MASON | SEP 25, 2013 | SHARES
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