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Yes. Naked, on the floor and gazing lovingly at Willy Wonka's shoe. Right where she belongs.
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Truth: you can use her head as a foot rest as long as she doesn't have to look at your flame-retardant slacks.
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She actually does love the dryer more than she loves you.
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Her two favorite hobbies!
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[Insert Sylvia Plath reference here.]