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Shut Your Mouth, Fix Your Face, and Keep Vacuuming

Oh, wait. It's not 1952. These shocking vintage ads from a (thankfully) bygone Mad Men era made us laugh ... and cringe
by Hayley Mason
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She actually does love the dryer more than she loves you.

She actually does love the dryer more than she loves you.


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Her two favorite hobbies!

Her two favorite hobbies!


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[Insert Sylvia Plath reference here.]

[Insert Sylvia Plath reference here.]


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"Thanks, dear. I'll wash a few Xanax down with it."

'Thanks, dear. I'll wash a few Xanax down with it.'


BY HAYLEY MASON | SEP 25, 2013 | SHARES
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