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You mean they don't charge chubbies more for all that extra fabric?
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Stale coffee? Definitely grounds for a little good-natured domestic violence.
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Oopsiedaisy! Nevermind replacing the headlight, honey, you should just take away my driver license.
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Golly gee willikers, Venus and Serena. Your power serve means nothin' if your shoes aren't white.
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Guard against middle age skin or else he'll start sleeping with the babysitter!