Look, you've tried going up a cup size and down a band size. You've tried going down a cup size and up a band size. You've been to several different department stores and fancy boutiques to get measured. You've tried every bra size in every brand - but you've never been able to find one where the cups laid completely flat against you.
And, LBR: You never will.
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You Related to Angsty YA Heroines
Remember how you read all the books in middle school where the heroine was complaining about having a perpetually small chest? Well, those were kind of your jam. Books like "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" and "The Princess Diaries" really had you covered.
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You Can't Fit Your Phone in Your Bra
In a pinch, lots of women have been known to store their iPhone in their bra. Us smaller-chested ladies, though? Well, that's never really been an option -- you can maybe store some money in there, but even that's risky.
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You've Dabbled in the Art of Chicken Cutlets
These things are pretty great for a boost, but boy, are they unappetizing.
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Your Boobs Disappear When You Lie Down
Seriously, where do they go? It's like they slip into an alternate dimension.
