Small breasts. Now, there's a love-hate relationship if ever there was one. There have been times it's been hard (especially when you were younger), but there have also been times it's felt like quite the blessing. Who else will ever know the pure joy of jumping on a trampoline sans bra? Sure, it may not be something that happens often, but it's always nice to know that it's there as an option, right?

When all's said and done, there are just some things that all women with small breasts know to be true; from the way they just completely disappear when you lie on your back, to the way strapless dresses are your sworn nemesis. Some things good, some things bad -- but you'll be able to relate either way. So, read on for 18 truths about what it's like to have small breasts.

Look, you've tried going up a cup size and down a band size. You've tried going down a cup size and up a band size. You've been to several different department stores and fancy boutiques to get measured. You've tried every bra size in every brand - but you've never been able to find one where the cups laid completely flat against you.

And, LBR: You never will.

Remember how you read all the books in middle school where the heroine was complaining about having a perpetually small chest? Well, those were kind of your jam. Books like "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" and "The Princess Diaries" really had you covered.

In a pinch, lots of women have been known to store their iPhone in their bra. Us smaller-chested ladies, though? Well, that's never really been an option -- you can maybe store some money in there, but even that's risky.

These things are pretty great for a boost, but boy, are they unappetizing.