A little rose next to your belly button would look adorable at 19. But after you have kids? Not so much.

"Don't get any abdominal work done before you're finished having kids," advises Karina Mayorga, co-founder and owner of Ink Ink tattoo shop in Venice, California. "These tattoos can get distorted with pregnancy and may need to be covered or removed." A similar thing can happen with tattoos near the hips and breasts.

If you need a horror story, tattoo aficionado Cristina Trecate recalls, "Someone in my mother's Lamaze class had Porky Pig tattooed on her stomach. As she got bigger during pregnancy, the tattoo stretched and became unrecognizable and disproportioned. When she had the child, it never went back to normal." Because the only thing worse than a Porky Pig stomach tattoo is a distorted Porky Pig stomach tattoo.

Importantly though, regular weight fluctuations usually don't do the same damage. "Our skin is pretty elastic," says Los Angeles tattooist Zoey Taylor. "Unless we lose weight so quickly that we have excess skin, or gain weight so quickly that we get stretch marks, our skin does a pretty good job of adapting."

Like a piece of jewelry you can't take off, a tattoo should coordinate well with your wardrobe.

"Colorful tattoos really pop off the skin, but be conscious that the tattoo will become part of your everyday look," says Inked Magazine Editor-in-Chief, Rocky Rakovic. "You would never wear a red top and a green skirt at the same time, so if you get a red tattoo you might have to kick green clothes out of your closet." He says that most women who get colorful tattoos end up wearing a lot of black. "I'm not sure if it's an intended choice or something they're forced into after the tattoo session," he says.

Mayorga adds that it's also important to be mindful of how ankle and foot tattoos look in different shoe styles. "Check the placement of the tattoo in both heels and flats beforehand to see how it will lay on the skin," she advises.

When deciding on the placement of a tattoo, you have to consider the overall lines of the body, says Mayorga. "How is it going to look when you're naked or in intimate situations?" For example, an ankle bracelet tattoo chops off the leg, making it look shorter. But vertical designs "elongate the line of the leg."

Similarly, Mayorga warns against "slapping tattoos on like stickers," which she says can cut the body in unflattering places and "destroy the look of your curves."

"Personally, I hate it when girls get gigantic battle ships or American eagles on their chest above the breasts," Mayorga confesses. "It ruins the whole décolletage." With any tattoo, chest pieces included, you want to work with curved lines to complement the lines of the body.

Caution: The tramp stamp has moved. That's right, the classic tramp stamp above the butt crack has shifted to the side boob area.

It all has to do with following tattoo trends, says Rakovic. "You have to be careful. Like fashion, tattooing goes through hot trends, but unlike clothing you can't sell last year's tattoo to Buffalo Exchange and move on with your life."

Rakovic explains that lower back tattoos were cute in the 90s until they were branded "tramp stamps." The trend nowadays is for women to tattoo down their ribs. "In the elite tattoo community, these are labeled 'skank flanks,'" he says. "It will only be a matter of time before that term is universally known."

You've been warned.

A classic rookie mistake, tattoo artists warn against getting quotes or song lyrics that you love in your 20s tattooed permanently on your body. "It will just feel silly in 20 years," says Mayorga.

Tattooed 30-something Mary says she got a quote tattooed on her ribs at the age 24 — a quote from her therapist, no less — and though it felt supermeaningful at the time, she now has ambivalent feelings about it. "I didn't consider that I might not always feel comfortable talking about it and explaining it to people for the rest of my life," she says. "Especially since it's so personal."