I don't know about you, but when the mercury starts to dip below, say 60 degrees, my body starts to fall apart -- my skin dries out, my lips crack, my hair gets brittle -- and, well, I'm just a total babe during the winter months. Not.

Ever skipped a day of showering? Oh, c'mon you can tell me, it's not like I'm in any position to judge.

Now that TotalBeauty.com is at the ripe old age of 2 1/2 we were due for an upgrade, a facelift to be precise. And our face is our homepage. So we gave it a brand spankin' new look. And in honor of this update (or, the first phase of it at least), we'd love to have you tell us what you think about it by clicking here to answer a few questions.

Evidently, I'm not in Kansas anymore. Ok, so I've never been to Kansas but based on the conversation I had with my friend Lynn this morning, I must be somewhere over the rainbow.

Newsflash: Seeing strangers naked gives me hives. And, as with any worthy axiom, the converse is also true. Being naked in front of strangers gives me hives.

I want to be Jennifer Aniston. And, NO, not because she has a house cool enough to be this month's Architectural Digest cover story, a kickass body, and intimate knowledge of Brad, Bradley and John.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

My body likes to be contrary. My butt is plump but my lips are thin.

My nose is big but my boobs are small. My hair is dull but my face is shiny. All good things -- if you happen to live in opposite land.

Remember how your mom always told you that your hair looked too messy? Well, she'd have had a field day on the red carpet at Sunday's Grammy Awards. Whether you call it "bed head" or "beach hair" or "I can't find my brush hair," the look was seen on everyone from Miley Cyrus and Britney to J. Lo and some chick named Ke$ha. Even etiquette ambassador, Snooki, took down her signature bump and sported a textured look for the occasion.

Here's some useless trivia for ya: at last count, there were 487 people on staff at The White House.