Oh Cher, how I can relate to you. Not because I secretly want to be a Burlesque dancer, but because we both want to "turn back time." While you have resorted to plastic surgery (and because of that has been named one of the

A mock Golden Globes acceptance speech for the best celebrity hairstyle seen on the red carpet this year:

I'm never dating anyone from Philadelphia again. You hear me? Never.

Good news! You aren't dead … yet. But you will be someday, and all those fierce, cutting-edge, awesome haircuts you were too chicken (Bok ... Bok ... BACOCK … yes, that's me taunting you) to try, will be left, never to be tried again. Tear.

From dark, brooding brown to cheery cherry, Khloe Kardashian's new red hair color looks awesome -- if you ask me (see how to copy her hairstyle here). Not a Kardashian fan? Check out other celebs with great hair color here.

Hey you.

Yeah you, the girl going nuts on her nose in front of the magnifying mirror. Relax. You're blackhead-popping bonanza isn't doing any long-term good. (If you can't keep your hands from picking, at least learn how to extract blackheads the right way.)

The new year is a therapeutic time. It's a time when we get to look back at the previous year's mistakes, learn from them, and go forth in order to make a (mostly half-hearted) attempt at improving ourselves for the year to come. (See the 10 health and beauty resolutions real women are making for 2011.)

To help you have a beautiful 2011, I have rounded up the most popular hairstyles, makeup looks and nail trends from the past year in order to help you navigate which to keep and which to ditch come January 1st. These are some of the best and worst beauty trends of 2010:

I don't know about you, but I feel vulnerable walking the aisles of CVS or perusing the beauty counters at Macy's. With over 10,000 skin care companies trying to convince me that I need a different cream for every body part and that if I have a wrinkle here, a stretch mark there then I am doomed to some sort of ugly-hell (friends stop calling, I get fired and my boyfriend cheats on me), so how can I know what I actually need and which skin care products are totally useless?

This is not supposed to happen, but it does. Celebrities, who are expected to be on top of the latest cutting-edge styles, get stuck in a beauty rut. So they are human after all.

My Holiday Party List:

• Christmas tree bigger than my neighbors': Check.