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16 Massage Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe

Cross your fingers that these painful, embarrassing and NSFW massage experiences will never happen to you

by Amanda Montell  |  2 COMMENTS

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Lost in Translation
Lost in Translation "I hate when I'm in a new place and I don't know the 'spa etiquette.' Once when I got a massage in Asia the masseuse asked me if I wanted my 'front' done. I said, 'Yes,' thinking she meant the 'American style' front -- shoulders, neck, that sort of thing. I flipped over and found out it meant she straddles me and pummels and wrings my bare breasts. Holy cow!! I didn't know what to do so I closed my eyes and tried to count sheep until she was done." ." — via People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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