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The One Thing You Should Do Before You PoopPooping in public is one of womankind's greatest fears. Here's how to get over it -- fast |
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We're talking about poop.
Personally, I've never deliberated dookie on the Internet before, but now that we're doing this, I've decided whoever started that nasty rumor that girls don't poop is a traitor. They set an impossible standard. Public pooping has become more common a phobia than public speaking. And clowns. Even death itself. Because no matter how dainty your food choices -- well-portioned salads, pink macarons -- it all looks the same on the other end. Unlike movies and pushups, there's no such thing as "girl poop."
Or is there...?
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