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The One Thing You Should Do Before You PoopPooping in public is one of womankind's greatest fears. Here's how to get over it -- fast |
The Hypothesis: Poo-Pourri Turns Our Poo Into Fairy Dust As it turns out, there sort of is. It's called Poo-Pourri -- the "Before-You-Go Toilet Spray" -- a ladylike spritz bottle filled with essential oils that recently showed up on Total Beauty's doorstep.
Poo-Pourri promises to naturally fumigate even the most noxious droppings, thus giving us free rein to unload like the animals we are and reversing poo shame forever. Here's how it works: You spray the stuff into the toilet before No. 2-ing, and then proceed as usual. The fragrant formula creates a barrier on top of the water, trapping your nuggets and their malodorous bouquet underneath. (You can choose from a variety of scents, including Original Citrus, Juniper Woods and Lavender Vanilla). Unlike an air freshener, it doesn't mask the smell -- or, heaven forbid, combine with it to create a powdery, crap-stained cocktail that's enough to make you want to crawl under the toilet and die. Instead, Poo-Pourri traps the stink at the source and flushes it away, as if it were never there.
In other words, girl poop. It sounded too good to be true. So, we decided to put it to the test firsthand. Winning the award for my strangest ever assignment, I was tasked to doo in the following high-risk environments: my apartment with the door open and my boyfriend in the next room, the first stall of my office's public restroom and the bathroom of a crowded, trendy new restaurant in L.A. "Take photos!" my editor told me. Hey, it's my job. I charged my camera and took a fiber pill.
SEE NEXT PAGE: Poo-Pourri Test No. 1: The Boyfriend
Poo-Pourri promises to naturally fumigate even the most noxious droppings, thus giving us free rein to unload like the animals we are and reversing poo shame forever. Here's how it works: You spray the stuff into the toilet before No. 2-ing, and then proceed as usual. The fragrant formula creates a barrier on top of the water, trapping your nuggets and their malodorous bouquet underneath. (You can choose from a variety of scents, including Original Citrus, Juniper Woods and Lavender Vanilla). Unlike an air freshener, it doesn't mask the smell -- or, heaven forbid, combine with it to create a powdery, crap-stained cocktail that's enough to make you want to crawl under the toilet and die. Instead, Poo-Pourri traps the stink at the source and flushes it away, as if it were never there.
In other words, girl poop. It sounded too good to be true. So, we decided to put it to the test firsthand. Winning the award for my strangest ever assignment, I was tasked to doo in the following high-risk environments: my apartment with the door open and my boyfriend in the next room, the first stall of my office's public restroom and the bathroom of a crowded, trendy new restaurant in L.A. "Take photos!" my editor told me. Hey, it's my job. I charged my camera and took a fiber pill.
SEE NEXT PAGE: Poo-Pourri Test No. 1: The Boyfriend