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The Ugliest Celebrity Tattoos We've Ever Seen

From butt cheek bling to deep thoughts (misspelled!), this star ink is so bad we can't stop laughing
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Jessica Alba
All other signs point to Jessica Alba's impeccable taste and sweet homemaker personality. But this bow tattoo right above her crack reveals a few cracks in Alba's seemingly perfect visage.

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Amber Rose
It's bad enough when women get a boyfriend's name inked on their flesh. But Amber Rose went the extra mile, getting a giant illustration of Wiz Khalifa's face on her arm. Here's hoping they stay together?

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Ke$ha
We don't expect much from the singer who drinks her own pee. But "Suck It!" inked inside your lip? You kiss your mother with that mouth, Ke$ha?

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Miley Cyrus
Here's another celebrity attempt at the scholarly tat. Cyrus and her ex, Liam Hemsworth, have corresponding tattoos from a speech Theodore Roosevelt gave in 1910. It reads, "So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." Hemsworth and Miley are splitsky, but the tattoos remain.

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Pink
At least it's original -- that's the nicest thing we can say about Pink's barcode tattoo, which matches the barcode on her album. So, do we get a free Pink with every purchase, or what?

In the range of permanent mistakes (i.e. the perm you debuted for senior portraits to having that last kid), trashy tattoos fall somewhere in the middle. Those dolphin and rainbow tats you see on women who have barstools tattooed with their names -- not so surprising.

But we are always floored -- floored, I tell you! -- by the gorgeous celebs who have tacky tats. Remember Angelina's Billy Bob ink on her left tricep, above that rather-unfortunate dragon? (We'll give her a pass because that hot mess is now covered up with the coordinates of her kids' birthplaces). Or how 'bout Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner's matching "F*CK" torso tattoos? Keepin' it classy!

Yeah, yeah. Not all celeb tattoos are bad. We do love Adele's subtle script "A" behind her ear (for her son Angelo's), and Rihanna's tattoo of the Goddess Isis on her rib cage, which is a tribute to her late grandmother. But these beautiful examples of women with tattoos are few and far between.

If you have you have a few minutes to kill, we can think of no better way to kill 'em than clicking through our greatest hits of trashy celebrity tattoos. These tattoo pics are too hilarious to pass up
JUN 19, 2013 | SHARES
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