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16 Massage Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe

Cross your fingers that these painful, embarrassing and NSFW massage experiences will never happen to you

by Amanda Montell | 2 COMMENTS

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Horror Meets Pleasure "I had a massage during an emotionally difficult time at a very reputable spa. The therapist started on my front side, using long rhythmic strokes. When she got to my left upper thigh, her strokes lengthened, became more vigorous, rapid and never broke her very intense rhythm. Her strokes began working their way down the upper inside of my left leg, never touching my genitals, but definitely 'influencing' them. I spent quite a few minutes trying to control myself, before I finally went over the edge. I don't think she could have missed it -- I was trembling, breathing rapidly, etc. We never said a word, but once I 'finished' she moved on to other things. She worked on my back side, using long strokes to massage from my shoulders down my back, under my underwear, where she grasped my buttocks in both hands and squeezed, pulling my buttocks apart. I have never had anyone grab me like that. I'm still not sure if it was a massage, or a date. I was exhausted." — Sojourner via Topix

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